LOST - Haiku

In the absence of a new episode, I, in my stupidity, decided to find all of the haiku we ever wrote in this community and share them with you in one giant post. Something I learned from this: Please put your future haiku at the start of a new post instead of buried inside a thread of comments that collapse.


LOST: 1x 08

Mister Sawyer came
and took all of our money
and the inhalers
~slightlyjillian

Bamboo splinters cut
through Sayid's control: lets loose
the screaming nightmares.

Silly Jack forgot
His herbal training and Sun brought
Holistic healing.
~slightlyjillian

He poured out his heart,
literally, and we still
hate love the jack-ass
~hercircumstance

Kate, are your eyes green?
Or was that an illusion
made by your tight shirt?

Sayid, torture man
Remorseful you walk away
Torture tortures you

Sun, Sun, Gardner Girl
If you were blue, tall and bald
I would call you "Zhaan"

Hurley Oh Hurley
Marooned with no Happy Meals
Tighten up your belt
~rimwalker

I don't like Sayid
But at least he feels remorse
Take a walk, buddy

Kate went from standing
Before a judge to being
The arbitrator

Jack is a bad man
Disguised as the good doctor
But he's not alone

I love my dear Boone
Because he is so sexy
But what's he good for?

Locke plays with our minds
As his tongue darts from his mouth
Tasting his freedom

To describe Sawyer
Three lines aren't good enough
But him and Kate: squee!
~stripedpetunia

To describe Sawyer
Three lines aren't good enough
But him and Kate: squee!
~edoran

Lost 01 x 09

Lost on an island
Scary things bump in the night!
Why don't we play golf?
~rimwalker

"I'll take that action,"
Kate says with a come-hither look.
"Duly noted."
~stripedpetunia

Lost 01 x 10

Malicious secrets
Forty-six five castaways
This show eats my brain.
~stripedpetunia

Ethan revealed
his motivations are most
sinister cruel.
~slightlyjillian

Poor little, lost Claire
What are you giving birth to?
Alien Hitler?
~rimwalker

Midichlorians
Infest Claire's Darth Vader child
Watch out Obi-Wan!
~rimwalker


LOST 01 x 11

I rushed home at lunch
VCR did not record
stupid d*mn machine.
~brennye

"So what's your outside
job?" Locke asks Boone. "Wedding Stuff."
Boone replies, "Stripping."
~slightlyjillian

You know where you are?
You're in the jungle, baby
I can hear your screams.
~stripedpetunia

Sawyer, oh Sawyer
You tried to be a bad guy
But you really do care

The tide is rising
Everything means something here
The past is swallowed
~rimwalker


LOST 01 x 12

A Halliburton?
This sharp rock scorns your laughter...
Unbelievable.

Please... I can't show angst
While you grin at me like that
With my damn briefcase.
~stripedpetunia

LOST 01 x 13

Now he's all tied up
And playing with sharp objects
It's so mm-mm good.
~stripedpetunia


LOST 01 x 14

Claire's back isn't she~!!!!!!
But sad about rerun next week. : (
The island eats babes.
~vampiresetsuna

To read, or not to:
That is the question, Charlie.
Hobbit's dilemma.
~slightlyjillian

Indecision is
the cutest state for a hobbit
silly charlie, he gave in.

But what is the rock?
did it mind control Lockeboone?
what is up with walt?
~vampiresetsuna

rock of blackest hue:
Dreams splinter seeing visions
of gathering there.
~slightlyjillian

odd, little island
creepy children with powers
raising an army?
~rimwalker


LOST 01 x 15

Boone knows how this goes
Three words to describe John Locke:
Deus ex machina
~stripedpetunia

LOST 01 x 16

ode to Jack's Pink Shirt
frayed sleeves and western pockets
enough for swooning
~slightlyjillian

What I wonder is
Does Kate still get her carte blanche?
Sawyer Sawyer Locke
~stripedpetunia

LOST - 02 x 01 - Man of Science, Man of Faith - A Jack Episode

Anticipation
Is killing me slowly
Oh Jack, I love you
~spyderwebb

Position Vacant
Locke waited for Kate to come
New red-shirt needed

Desmond the Runner
Hiding under the damn hatch
80's fabulous
~stripedpetunia

That's heavy drama
And you all know I loved it...
BUT WHERE'S MY SAWYER
~stripedpetunia

Connecting the dots
between past and present life.
Desmond sits and waits.

When is a preview
not a preview? When it don't
show next week's new clips!
~slightlyjillian


LOST - 02x02 - Adrift - a Michael episode

She's tied up again
But Kate found the motherlode
OHMYGODCHOCOLATE
~stripedpetunia

Fighting out at sea:
"What're you gonna do, splash me?"
"Good idea!"
~stripedpetunia

Bicker snarl. Snapping
Michael floats and Sawyer gloats.
Finally drift. Sleep.
~slightlyjillian


LOST - 02x03 - Orientation

Dodge Duck Dip Dive Dodge
Old-school movies can be fun
At least Locke thinks so
~stripedpetunia

Sayid's amazing
He can even cure computers
Of bullet wounds
~stripedpetunia


LOST: 2x05: ...And Found (A Sun-Jin Ep)

Distracting oranges
Propelling to another
Opposites attract
~slightlyjillian

The Preview-Man Voice
Got me all riled up, but noooooo
BASEBALL NEEDS TO DIE
~stripedpetunia

Jin's new friend is cool
When you're THIS big, they call you
MISTER. But knives help.
~stripedpetunia


LOST 2 x 06: Abandoned -- a Shannon episode

OH GOD NO SHANNON
And the look on Sayid's face:
'Better start running....'

Who do you think died?
Shannon, Sawyer, or Cindy?
Survey says: CINDY
~stripedpetunia

Locke is on a walk
"What are you doing, Charlie?"
"... Uh... I'm praying. Yeah."
~stripedpetunia


LOST - 02x07 - The Other 48 Days (a tail people ep)

when i'm done watching
forty comments are posted
time zones can be hard
~rimwalker

LOST: 2x09 - What Kate Did (a KATE episode, aha!)

It is not on yet
I am only posting now
So I can say, "First!"
~rimwalker

My dear Rimwalker
I think it goes, 'first the worst'
But keeners are cool. :D
~rimwalker

Jillian shaped goo
as Kate initiated
lip-smacking with Jack.
~slightlyjillian


2x10: The 23rd Psalm (an Eko episode)

Eko vs. Plane
The thing that bugged me the most:
There's still FUEL in it?!?!
~stripedpetunia

LOST: 2x15

Don't have a lot of time...
my main thought throughout was
indoor voices please! *flail*
~hercircumstance

LOST - 2x19: S.O.S.

To outback Rose went;
the cure found once island bound!
S.O.S. bye-bye
~krycek_chick

LOST - 3x03 - Further Instructions

Naked Desmond rocks,
I like non-asshole Charlie,
Of course it was pot.
~blinddreamer

And then there's DesmonD
In his Jesus-robe t-shirt
He's helping himself
~stripedpetunia

Episode 3.05: The Cost of Living (Eko-centric)

Poor Mr. Eko
He did not have a purpose
Except being dead
~stripedpetunia

LOST - 04x02

Daniel Faraday
And someone named Minkowski
Lost writers are NERDS!
~stripedpetunia

LOST 4x04

It's not his baby!
Nor is it hers! Find out how!
This week on Maury!
~stripedpetunia

LOST - 04x13

"Here Jack, I will help
You." Ben's mischievous eyes gleam.
"Use a sharp razor."
~slightlyjillian

LOST 5x04 - The Little Prince

I have to agree
I'm impatient with the six,
Love the island stuff

And I also miss
Everyone's "Lost" posts haikus
Are they gone for good?

Glad Jin is alive
Loved Sawyers shout in the rain
Can't wait till next week!
~ocannie

Haiku! I'll have to
remind my sister to prompt
those again. thank you!
~slightlyjillian


LOST 5×05 - This Place is Death

Daniel Faraday
Lost his love time traveling
Dreaming of waffles
~slightlyjillian

Do cheer up Charlotte
We can at least be sure your
Dad's not Cheech Marin
~hercircumstance

Ben is your saviour
So show some effing respect
Give the man a hug

Christian! You asshole!
Put down the lantern and help
Locke can't walk again

Oceanic Six
Shouldn't that include Hurley?
Was he in the car?
~stripedpetunia

The haikus are back!
This makes me so darn happy
My poetic friends!

One quick question, though.
Does Sun's daughter count as an
"Oceanic Six"?

Jin and Sun conceived
The baby on the island
Must she go back, too?

Ben's damn agenda
Always has priority
Who will get screwed next?
~ocannie

I love LOST
The show is awesome
Jack is amazing, yeah!
~auzrais


LOST 5x06 - 316

Tonight's Lost was too
linear. I found it hard
to follow. How weird.

I suck at Haikus.
Maybe next week I can suck
less. Or maybe not.
~miakun

See Jack's Granddad Run
See Jack's Granddad Run With Shoes
Run, Jack's Granddad, Run
~slightlyjillian

Island has them now
Can't wait to see how Sawyer
And Kate reunite
~ocannie

Open your eyes Jack
Look up to the skies and see
Familiar, ain't it?

Kate, seriously
Why didn't you break your neck
And end the drama

Those seats are taken
By goddamn Hugo Reyes
Betta recognize
~stripedpetunia

Was this episode
Boring and transitional
Or was it just me?
~stripedpetunia

LOST - 5x08
I fell in love with
Sawyer all over again.
He just makes me swoon!
~ocannie

Goddammit writers
What's with the love triangles
Or love polygons

Juliet and Kate
Are gonna have a bitchfight
A bitchfight with guns
~stripedpetunia

Sawyer looks so lame.
Can Daniel lose his tie now?
Where the fuck is Claire?
~blinddreamer

something about this
Egyptian Backgammon game
has Richard staying
~slightlyjillian

LOST - 5x9 - Namaste

Jack needs some ointment
For that huge burn from Sawyer
The thinking man's burn

Sawyer's glasses bring
All the bitches to the yard
And I'm first in line

Kate and Juliet
Will you just kill each other?
I'm bored with the games.
~stripedpetunia

LOST - 5x11 Whatever Happened Happened

How long did we wait
To see what I thought happened
With Kate and Aaron

Kate you better watch
Where and how you aim that cute
Ben's dad has a crush

High fives for Hurley
For thinking circles around
Both Miles and space-time
~stripedpetunia